Executive Decision
The best movie ever: STEVEN SEAGAL DIES!!!!
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Hamlet
An egg chooses sacrifice in a pan over life boxed-up on a shelf. Oh wait! "HA"mlet. Sorry folks...
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The Watcher
Stop me if you've heard this one. Disabused cop is the only one capable of stopping a very evil dude who is connected to cop's past.
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The Musketeer (2001)
The only original element of this umptieth adaptation is that Tim Roth gets to be Mister Black. "Motherfucker looks like the thing!"
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Ronin
Criminals are after a an extremely valauable suitcase from which we will never know the content. And one of them's a cop. Somehow, Tarentino didn't sue!
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Star Wars: A New Hope
Summary for one of the biggest movies of all time:
A young apprentice helped by a rogue and his huge pet breaks into a fortress and saves a Princess from a dark Lord. Now read my opening phrase again.
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